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Why Has The Nanny State Forsaken Our Jocks?!

Came across a shocking report on news.com today of a Darwin mother dobbing in her serially offending 16 year old son to the cops for stealing. Not only that – she was hoping “the little bastard” would be thrown in the clink, and bemoaned the leniency of the justice system when junior received only a finger tap on the wrist. She was quoted thus: “It annoys me that my taxes are being spent like this. You do the crime, you do the time. It’s the only way you learn.”

Told ya it was shocking. A parent of today advocating her brat be made to face the consequences of his actions? That her own progeny be forcefully educated on the notion of personal responsibility?

Then again, her little shit isn’t a jock, and you’d hope her attitude would be different if he was. Jocks, remember, are a protected species in the wide brown land, born faultless. But we call ourselves a democracy, and one of the great flaws of our system is that we have to pretend to treat everyone approximately equally. One of the rotten fruits of this utopianism is the sort of legal egalitarianism that poor Nick D’Arcy and poor Barry Hall have recently fallen victim to. Continue reading Why Has The Nanny State Forsaken Our Jocks?! →

Podcast From The Womb of the Boom (final) – A Perth Boomer Tells His Story (Part 4: Tax the Poor, Not the Rich!)

Now, for your delectation, the final podcast in this series of excerpts from my interviews with Perth mining company executive and boom beneficiary, Mr Hilton Casey-Urqhuart-Newton-Thomas.

Here, Casey-Urqhuart-Newton-Thomas identifies the 3 virtues he considers essential if you want to “get on in life” – which I presume means heaving home seriously fat bacon, like him. Yet, as he tells it, life for the triple income salary earner does not always go down as smoothly as a 1990 Grange. Continue reading Podcast From The Womb of the Boom (final) – A Perth Boomer Tells His Story (Part 4: Tax the Poor, Not the Rich!) →

Podcast From The Womb of the Boom – A Perth Boomer Tells His Story (Part 3: The Secret of Success)

In this, the third and penultimate post in this podcast series, successful mining company executive Mr Hilton Casey-Urqhuart-Newton-Thomas (now there’s an acronym!) reveals why he is thriving from the Perth boom and points an accusatory finger directly at those who are not.

Don’t get mad, busted bum boomtime battlers – get wise! Listen in and take careful note of all Mr Casey-Urqhuart-Newton-Thomas has to say.

In essence, he claims that anyone can do as well as he has and if you’re one of the have-nots, it’s your fault. So take responsibility, get yourself a personal coach, read Rhonda Bryne’s The Secret, set your goals, visualise, action your plan and hold on for the ride to riches. Simple? You ain’t heard nothin’ yet! Ignore this podcast at your material and spiritual peril.

Hilton Interview Part 3: The Secret of Success (duration 5 minutes 40 secs)
[podcast]http://theboomtownrap.perthpunk.com/Hilton3.mp3[/podcast]
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