Continuing on the previous post’s fish theme…
No pussy “I didn’t inhale” disclaimers from New Nationals Deputy Leader Nigel Scullion, who commented thus on his wild night at a Russian nightclub, during which he stripped to his jocks and was handcuffed to a pole:
“If you ever get an offer to go drinking with Icelandic whalers and Canadian crab fishermen, take them up on it.”